Latest Tweets:

powerrprincess:

i go through periods of 

“i’m so fucking cool and awesome and hot. I would date me” 

followed by 

“i’m so fucking ugly why do people talk to me i’m such a loser” 

followed by 

“LIFE IS AWESOME LOOK A BIRD. SO PRETTY. EARTH IS BEAUTIFULLLL!!” 

followed by 

“oh my god everyone is so fucked up i hate people and want to die.”

(via nickiminajvevo)

coagulates:

IM GOING TO DIE

coagulates:

IM GOING TO DIE

(Source: ohsweetserendipityy, via trashfriend)

thetalkinggrilledcheese:

revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

Velma is so done with your shit fred

(Source: vampire-groupie, via sarcasm-always-helps)

lesushhh:

This will forever be adorable

(Source: best-of-memes, via sarcasm-always-helps)

epic-humor:

my classmatesimage

me

image

(via sarcasm-always-helps)

territorialcreep:

your phone is captain America

(Source: multifandom-madnesss, via sarcasm-always-helps)

juilan:

Because a piece of gum told me to

(via sarcasm-always-helps)

herestothedesperatedasher:

fly-like-a-mermaid:

burn-it-down-28:

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

team I can do math for hours but I can’t write an english paper for shit

Team I can’t, I have rehearsal

team in theory I could do these things but instead I’m going to spend four hours on the internet for no reason

(via sarcasm-always-helps)